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S1 E15

The Good Place · Season 1, Episode 15

Michael, Eleanor and others in “Unfinished Business”

I'm an immortal being with abilities you can only dream-

Yeah and we're an Arizona dirtbag, a human turtleneck, a narcissistic monster, and literally the dumbest person I've ever met.

And who am I? Describe me now!

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