This is the wise monk who gave me the magic amulet. I gotta figure out what it means. Could be the key to this entire mystery.
Luang, perfect. Why don't you take Jianyu back to your yurt, right away?
Homey, no! I'm not spending another second with this loser. You said he was gonna be my best friend, but he is not. My best friend from Jacksonville was named Pillboi, and he was dope! We would talk together, get high together, throw old batteries at drones together. But this guy can't hold a camel to Pillboi.
Okay, I no longer think he's a wise monk, and I'm pretty sure this is just a piece of garbage.
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