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The Good Place · Season 1, Episode 15

Janet, Chidi and others in “Unfinished Business”

Chidi, I can see that you're worried, and I just want to assure you, I am not human, and I cannot feel pain.

Ah, thank you. That helps.

However, I should warn you... I am programmed with a fail-safe measure. As you approach the kill switch, I will begin to beg for my life. It's just there in case of an accidental shut down, but it will seem very real.

Cool. So who's doing this, me or you?

I think I have to. Um, being a bystander seems worse, somehow. Okay, here we go.

[Chidi walks towards the kill switch]

[begging] Chidi, no, no, no! Chidi, please! Please, please, please don't hurt me. I don't want to die! Please, please...

Ah!

[Chidi jumps back]

Again, I am not human. I can't die. I am simply an anthropomorphized vessel of knowledge built to make your life easier.

Your pleading seems so real.

Oh, yes, it is a very effective fail-safe.

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