Oh yeah, I guess it is about time I had a little talk with (Oliver) about... well... you know.
Sex. Well, You can say it, it's not a dirty word.
Chuy(to Roland): Yeah, go ahead and say it. [in a guttural voice] SEXXXXXXXXXXX!
...okay, when Chuy says it, it's a dirty word. But still, we have to face the fact that Oliver's growing up and he needs the truth.
I know. I just haven't anticipated this happening so soon. I mean, Just yesterday I saw him in his room, making little animals with Rose's Play-Doh Fun Factory. And now I gotta tell him about-
[in same guttural voice] SEXXXXXXXXXXX!
Man, will you stop saying that? Look, I gotta have this big talk with Oliver, I just wish I knew what to tell him.
My mother told me sex was a woman's duty. That was the word she used, "duty". And I guess I've been a proud little soldier ever since.
Soldier!? You're a four-star general, I SALUTE YOU!
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