I was up all night thinking of how Ma's been hoarding all those checks from Phil and Gloria while I've had to go without.
Well now, Dorothy, you really can't blame Sophia for your sex life.
That's not what I'm talking about! But since you brought it up, yes, I can! If I'd had the money, I could have been living in a swinging condo instead of with... I'd better not say anything until I've had my coffee. [she takes a sip of coffee] ...A SLUT AND A MORON!!!
[Rose and Blanche both look hurt by Dorothy's words]
...I'm sorry, it must be decaf.
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