Dorothy and Sophia in “From Here to the Pharmacy”

Dorothy

Ma, what are you doing up?

Sophia

Disappointed, huh? If I'm up that means I'm alive, and if I'm alive it means you can't get your hands on my money.

Dorothy

What are you talking about?

Sophia

You know about the will. You know if I die you'll be on easy street. What did you do, Dorothy, slip cyanide into my mouthwash? Ha ha, the joke's on you, I don't use it.

Dorothy

Oh Ma, come on, you're just being silly. [pours a cup of tea] Here, have some tea. [gets a mysterious, sinister expression on her face] It'll relax you.

Sophia

Nice try, Dorothy. Rose, you taste it.

Dorothy

Rose, DON'T!!! ... [calmer] That tea was for my mommy.

Sophia

You try to do right by your kids, and you end up as the lead story on Hard Copy!