[dictating her will to Rose] I, Sophia Petrillo, being of sound mind and body, do hereby leave my daughter, Dorothy Zbornak... [grins] NOTHING!
Sophia!
It's a joke, I'm kidding. Like when I said, "Sound mind and body."
Sophia, wills are no joking matter! Charlie tried to be funny with his and left everything to Henrietta, our prize cow. Well, some lawyer got a hold of the will and represented Henrietta on contingency! There I was, presenting my side to a jury of her peers! It took over six months to get the farm back!
What a terrible story.
[Rose nods]
[annoyed] I mean it - it's a terrible story! [calmer] But you must have been relieved when you won.
Oh yeah, we celebrated. With a big, thick steak.
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