[looking at obituaries in newspaper] Whoa!
What is it?
You!
What about me?
You're dead!
What?
I told you, you're dead! You must be! It says so in the paper!
[Blanche takes the paper from Sophia]
[reading] "Blanche Deveraux, age 68..." [shocked] 68?!
Blanche, that's terrible! They're almost as far off on your age as you are.
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