Blanche and Sophia in “Snap Out of It”

Blanche

You know, Sophia, this birthday thing kinda has me depressed as well. You think you could help me, too?

Sophia

Sure. No matter how bad things get, remember these sage words: You're old, you sag, get over it.

Blanche

Sophia!

Sophia

So what if you knew Jesus personally? Wake up and smell the coffee, you fossil.

Blanche

My mistake. I thought since you looked like Yoda you were also wise.