Dorothy, Sophia and others in “Not Another Monday”

Dorothy

Hi, Ma. Hello, Martha. Where were you?

Sophia

I'll give you a hint. The guest of honor had lipstick on her teeth and didn't give a damn.

Blanche

Who died?

Martha

My best friend, Lydia.

Dorothy

I'm so sorry.

Martha

She suffered so. It was a blessing in disguise.

Sophia

I always wondered why blessings wore disguises. If I were a blessing, I'd run around naked.