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The Golden Girls · Season 5, Episode 1

Doctor, Sophia and others in “Sick and Tired”

DDoctor

[On Dorothy's illness] It could be functional.

Sophia

Functional?

DDoctor

Mental.

Sophia

Mental?!! Well, let me tell you something, Mr. 100% Tip-Top Mental. My daughter may be no spring chicken, and her jaw might crack when she chews! And she may have noticeable trouble digesting raw vegetables! But one thing she is not, is mental!

Dorothy

Thanks, Ma.

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