Blanche and Dorothy in “Sick and Tired”

Blanche

[Comparing Dorothy's situation to the book she plans to write] Just like my heroine, sicker and sicker. Though, of course, my heroine doesn't look like you. This is a romantic novel, not science fiction! [She walks out of the kitchen laughing]

Dorothy

Remind me, when I feel better, to kick the crap out of her.