Blanche, Dorothy and others in “Valentine's Day”

Blanche

There's no reason to be embarrassed! Now these are discreet professionals. This is a private matter. Whatever we buy is nobody's business but our own! [picks up a package of condoms off the counter and hands it to the cashier] I'd like a package of these, please.

Dorothy

[grabs another package of condoms and hands it to the cashier] And I'll take these.

Rose

[looks around nervously, then tentatively grabs a random package of condoms off the counter and hands it to the cashier] ...and I'll take these.

Blanche

Now, that wasn't so bad, was it?

[speaking into his microphone] JOE, I NEED A PRICE CHECK ON SOME CONDOMS! THESE THREE LADIES HERE WANT A COUPLE OF BOXES OF THE KING GEORGE PROPHYLACTICS.

THE LAMBSKINS OR THE ULTRA-SENSITIVE?

TWO OF THEM HAVE THE LAMBSKINS, AND THE BLONDE HAS THE ULTRA-SENSITIVE...IN BLACK.