Blanche, I would be honored if you would be the first member of the Hunka-Hunka-Burnin'-Love fan club.
I graciously accept, and promise to do a good job as president!
Why should you be president?
Well, because I saw Elvis in Harem Scarem over 50 times.
Well, so did I!
I have every album he ever recorded.
So have I, and every single!
I slept with him in a Motel 6 outside Chattanooga.
[leaves kitchen, chagrined] Congratulations, Madam President!
Blanche, why did you say that? You didn't really sleep with Elvis Presley.
Dorothy, back where I come from, there were a lot of hillbilly boys with mutton-chop sideburns named Elvis. The light was bad in the bayou, it could've happened!
Blanche, you never slept with Elvis Presley.
All right, all right! But I did once make love to an unattractive boy named Ernest and in the middle of it, I cried out Elvis's name. Technically I think that counts.
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