God, I hate fog!
Why? You spent most of your life in one!
I meant, if it were clearer we could see Mount Losenbaden.
What's Mount Losenbaden?
It's kinda like Mount Rushmore, except they sculpted four losers of Presidential elections in the mountainside. Let's see - there was Alf Landon, Wendell Willkie, and Adlai Stevenson and Adlai Stevenson.
Why are there two Adlai Stevensons?
Oh, Blanche, isn't it obvious? He lost twice... [panicking] Oh God, it's making SENSE!
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