I saw some of the sketches he's been doing of me, Rose. He never lets me see 'em, so today I looked through his things and I found some. They're horrible. The hair's all big and frizzy, the body's all droopy and saggy. The woman in those sketches is a dog!
Blanche...
She's a clown!
Blanche...
She's just a hideous, wrinkled old bag!
Blanche, the woman in those sketches is me.
I know she sounds like you, honey, but she's not.
Yes she is. Look. [pulls out key] I wanted to tell you about this all week but I couldn't. I've been posing for Laszlo too.
Oh dear Lord, strike me dead right here and now if that man prefers Rose Nylund over me.
Blanche, you can't take it personally. Laszlo just decided he wanted someone with more innocence.
With more cellulite is more like it.
Take that back!
I will not!
Yes, you will!
I will not!
You will too!
Girls, girls, girls! What's going on here?
Nothing, Rose here just stabbed me in the back.
I did not!
She's been posing for Laszlo too.
He asked me to!
I sure don't know why, he'd go to Sea World if he wanted to see a naked whale.
Or to your bathtub!
Oh ho, that does it, missy. This means war. We'll both keep goin', we'll just see who he picks for his sculpture.
Fine, it's going to be me.
No it's not, it's going to be me.
Girls, girls, I can settle this.
All right Dorothy, tell her who it's going to be.
It's going to be me. [pulls out key and grins smugly]
You too?
He asked me last Thursday.
Well, I am stunned.
I'm relieved!
Relieved??
Rose Well sure, the woman you saw in those horrible drawings must have been Dorothy!
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