Ma, you actually went to a convent? Why didn't I know that?
Because you're divorced. Technically, in the eyes of the Church, you don't even exist! I spit on you! Unless Sister would like to spit on you first.
“How Do You Solve a Problem Like Sophia?” · Season 6, Episode 8
In this episode: Dorothy Zbornak (5), Blanche Devereaux (1), Sophia Petrillo (1)
I'm her daughter, Dorothy. You'll have to excuse my mother. She suffered a slight stroke a few years ago which rendered her totally annoying.
Can you believe what we just heard.
I can't believe anybody would want to be a nun. I mean, "NUN", the word says it.
MSMother Superior
Well Dorothy I bet you love your mother very much.
Well that all depends, what has she done?
MSMother Superior
I think life here is too structured for her.
I don't follow.
MSMother Superior
Your mother is an old stubborn pack mule of a woman who won't follow the rules!
Now I'm with you.
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