Off-campus lunch is a go, boys. We've got 36 minutes to make it to Jim's Steaks and back. Let's ride.
Wait. I thought your dad sold his crappy old Tercel.
He bought it back 'cause his new sports car was even crappier than this crap box.
Uh, bro, the door won't open.
That's 'cause it's been permanently busted. You just got to Dukes of Hazzard it. [runs toward his car but he is hit]
Ooh!
Need more of a head start. [runs to it again]
[They all groan]
Took my eye off it. [runs to it again]
[They all groan]
Who moved the car? [runs to it again and then jumps over it] J... T... P!
JTP?
General Lee! [jumps over the car again]
Okay.
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