Adam, Barry and others in “Unfinished Business”

Hey!

Time to talk bachelor party, best man. Last night, I taped a movie off Cinemax starring Tom Hanks, that forever changed my life... [He shows Adam a videotape saying "Bachelor Party."] "Bachelor Party."

Dave

My dad said that movie was a raunchy shlockfest that celebrates the lowest form of comedy.

Your dad knows his stuff. It is brilliant, and I want it to be the blueprint for my zany bachelor party.

What exactly do you mean by "zany"?

I'm talking about a giant rager in a hotel suite with sketchy babes, unruly Japanese businessmen, and a beer-guzzling mule that passes out.

That sounds very adult.

Exactly! Everyone's saying I'm just a dumb kid who's stupidly getting married. But this party will prove I'm a dumb adult who's stupidly getting married.

Dave

That logic kind of tracks.

Thank you, Dave Kimberly.

Dave

You think "Kim" is short for "Kimberly"?

I'm certain of it. Get to party planning, boys. No pressure, but my whole marriage depends on it.

Don't worry. I will not rest till I throw you the bachelor party in "Bachelor Party."

Dave

You can't throw him this bachelor party in this movie, man. You can't do it.

I know, Dave Kim.

Dave

There's so much bad language and full-frontal shenanigans.

I know, Dave Kim!

Dave

Why would boyishly lovable Tom Hanks agree to be in this? He's done. He'll never work again.

I know, Dave Kim!

Dave

Barry said this marriage hinges on this! What are you gonna do, bro?

I don't know, Dave Kim. I don't know.