Adult Adam, Coach Mellor and others in “Unfinished Business”

[voiceover] It was December 5th, 1980-something, and my mom was dropping us off at school in my dad's crappy old car. At least, she was trying to.

Goldbergs, you're up. Unlock and unload.

Beverly

Mwah, mwah. Go. Be the amazing, delicious boys I birthed you to be.

[trying to unlock the door] Damn it! You know this door doesn't open from the inside. You gotta get out and open it.

Goldberg, Goldfarb, let's hurry it up.

Beverly

Damn it, just get out on Adam's side.

[trying to open the door] The door's bungee-d shut 'cause Dad slammed it too hard after the Eagles lost.

Beverly

[getting out of Murray's car] Oh, poop!

No, you don't get out. They get out.

Beverly

If I don't get out, they can't get out. I'm sorry. I had to take Murray's car today.

I don't need your backstory, Norman Mailer. Just get 'em out.

Beverly

[She accidentally breaks the car door handle] Damn it, Murray!

All right, we got a two-minute limit. You're gonna have to circle back around. Next!

Beverly

I am not getting back in that line. Look at how long it is.

It's that long because of you!

Mom, let us out!

Beverly

Boys, just climb out the window. Go, go, go! [Adam and Barry climb out the window] Oh, Schmoopie, no! Don't go headfirst!

I gotta see when I'm landing on. I don't want to get a gravel rash.

All right, this circus act is unacceptable.

Oh, no! My glasses!

Forget 'em. You got four other senses.

Wait. My Toaster Strudel.

Beverly

I'll drop it off later.

It's fine. I'll just "Dukes of Hazzard" it.

Beverly

Oh, Barry, no. Do not "Dukes of Hazzard" the window.

Too late! [runs towards the car but he is hit]