Oh, there you are. [She comes to Adam and Erica] Erica, do me a favor and empty the dishwasher.
I would love to do that, Mother.
So nice of you. Also, clean the gutters.
What?
Hold it together.
Fun... That would be.
[voiceover] My mom was playing us just like we played her, and then she pulled out the big guns.
I heard there's a new Star Track movie coming out. We should go see it, huh? Go see Star Track?
That is... A title you would say.
And I heard the best thing about the space movie is this one superhero named Hans Olo.
Run, Adam! Run!
No! I got to say it. His name is Han Solo, not Hans. He's a rogue smuggler, not a Danish shoe cobbler.
You boned us.
Han Solo is from Star Wars, not Star Trek. And it's Trek, by the way, not "Track"!
Colonial Williamsburg, here we come! Oh, you're gonna look so cute with your [BLEEP] musket.
Aha!
You swore! I knew that she wouldn't last long. So predictable.
Baditude! Huh! Someone can't keep their [BLEEP] together.
Ha! Who can't keep it together now?
This is more twists and turns than the Battle of Endor!
Adam jar!
Stop talking, you giant nerd!
Baditude jar! [chuckles] This is too [BLEEP] easy.
Swear jar!
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