[voiceover] It had been a week, and my mom's little swearing problem had gone from bad to worse.
What'd you say now?
Nothing.
What, did Erica get another solo?
No. Adam wrote "Adam hearts Mama" on his Trapper Keeper. I had no choice. He hearts me.
Damn it! I am slowly paying for a trip to the Bahamas that I don't want to take.
I hate to be that person, but you said "Damn it." That's a buck.
Don't you see what the kids are doing to you? They're using your dirty mouth against you.
[voiceover] It was at that moment that my mom finally realized she was being played.
Oh, my God! They're fleecing me! It's time to teach them a real lesson.
[Murray wiggles his eyebrows]
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