Yo, dude, we've been talking, and we want to make an official vote to include Matt Bradley into the JTP.
We already decided. He brings nothing new to the table.
Bro, he's got a snake.
A streamlined iguana? For real? [He looks at Matt Bradley who has a snake around his neck]
A deal's a deal. He's JTP-worthy.
Fine! We take a vote and never discuss it again. All those in favor in accepting Matt Bradley as a member of the JTP, say "Aye."
Aye.
Those opposed? Me. And as we all know, I'm the leader, so my vote counts as three. And what does that mean?
Tie vote.
And what happens in the event of a tie vote?
You win.
Democracy in action! Let's go.
Yo, JTP, you meet Snake Plissken?
He poisonous?
Nah. He's a boa, super-docile.
Lame.
Oh, I was gonna see if you wanted to hold it.
Oh, yeah! I mean... No. We took a vote. We reject you and your awesome viper.
That's not what the vote was for. It was to be a member of the JTP.
Wow. I would be honored.
Don't be. You've already been rejected. It was a landslide.
Come on, Bar. At least give him a chance to take the membership test.
Membership test?
It's a series of riddles, trivia, and feats of strength.
Sounds rad.
Fine! I'll give you a shot. But, as our charter states, once you fail, you can't ever be one of us.
You don't mess around in the JTP.
JTP!
No! He's not a member! No call and response, JTP.
JTP.
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