Okay, maybe I do get saucy once in a blue moon, but I can because I'm an adult.
An adult who can't stop herself from talking like a lumberjack.
Oh, really? Well, we'll see about that. I'm starting a swear jar. [She puts pickles in the bin]
My pickles!
You do realize that jar is way too small for you, right?
Oh, you'll see. I'm not gonna drop a penny into this thing.
Oh, well, then you won't mind if we use it for something awesome, like, I don't know, a trip to the Bahamas.
Or even more exciting... A trip to Colonial Williamsburg! We can finally get a picture in the stocks!
You already have one! [She shows Beverly a picture of her, Adam and Beverly in the stocks]
But I want a new one. Oh. Thou doth look so snuggly. [She giggles]
No more old-timey trips where we learn stuff. I want to tan in the Bahamas.
No one's going to the Bahamas. No one's going anywhere.
Of course not. And you know why? Because my lips are squeaky-clean. Yay! Making my kids better people is gonna be [BLEEP] fun.
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