[voiceover] Tired of being labeled the troublemaker, my sister decided to live up to her name.
Wow, yeah, okay. Let's do this. Let's shoplift.
Trust me... It's super fun and easy. And also the only thing that really makes me feel alive. Ooh! Fanny packs.
I mean, how much worse is shoplifting than scamming Columbia house anyway? Getting 12 tapes for a penny is like the same thing as shoplifting.
[whispering] Just a tip... Maybe don't say "shoplifting" so much while you're shoplifting.
Right, gotcha. 'Cause we're not shoplifting, which is, by the way, totally a victimless crime.
I'm hearing a lot of justifying and not a lot of stealing. [opening her jacket showing the stuff] Catch up, girl.
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