Me?
Yes, you. Who else would it be?
Kermit D. Fonz? That's got Adam written all over it.
You expect me to believe that Adam did this?
Yes.
Adam?
Adam.
My delicious little snuggle monster?
Yes, Adam.
Adam?
He's guilty. Tell her you're guilty.
Why does she say these things, Mama? I'm just a little boy.
See? He's has an alibi. He's a little boy.
Why do you always blame me for everything? Just open the box and look at the tapes, and you'll see it wasn't me.
[sighs, then opens the box and looks at the tapes] "Weird Al, The songs of Fraggle Rock, The best of Andrew Lloyd Webber." And, finally, "101 farts, volume 2." [She closes the box and puts it back down] Hope it was worth it, Erica. You're grounded for a month. No phone, no crimper.
A month with smooth hair? Are you crazy? [to Adam] Tell her!
Okay, fine. It really was me. [stutters] It was such a good deal. I got caught in the heat of the moment. Which is also a song I got for a fraction of a penny.
Shh, you don't have to lie for her anymore.
Seriously?
What?
Let mama make you a banana split. [chuckles] Okay? You get nothing.
Oof, tough break. [he hands a tape to Erica] Take Sheila E. For your troubles.
[chucking it away clattering] This is ridiculous. Why do I always get blamed for everything that goes wrong in this house?
'Cause you do most of it.
You know, if Mom thinks I'm so bad, maybe it's time to show her how bad I can really be.
[She stands up and leaves Adam]
Wait, this was you holding back? Oh, this is not good.
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