[sighs] Yet. Nothing like a cold one after work, am I right?
Amen to that, brother! Love me the old brew ha-ha, nectar of the gods, foam hammer, wheat and greet, little truth water, golden problem solver, beer. Move over, rover. [sitting next to Bill on the couch]
Are you telling me you drink?
No!
You just said you love cold suds. So which is it? Are you a lush or a liar?
He's a moron.
I'm gonna grab us a refill, Mur. You want a six pack, Mickey Mantle?
Mmm-mmm.
[Bill stands up and grab them a refill]
Why?
I'm probably being a little paranoid, but it kind of seems like Bill hates my living guts.
[whooping] He sure does!
I don't get it. Mom says I'm literally a human ray of sunshine.
Your mom's a nice lady, but she's done some real damage to you.
I need Bill to be my friend. He's like a father to Lainey.
You're the boyfriend. No dad likes the guy who's dating his daughter.
So it's not personal. Yes! Top shelf.
Yeah, throw this away.
No.
I'll time you.
Okay, got to beat my record.
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