[voiceover] After my dad's botched dance lesson, it seemed this was as close to "dirty dancing" as he would get.
Look at him. Has to be special effects. No one can lift a tiny lady like that.
You're finally watching that movie, huh?
I know I promised I'd take Bevy out dancing, but I can't do it. I'll look stupid.
Since when do you care about how you look? You spend half your life puttering around this house in your underpants.
Well, that's about comfort. It's also a warning shot to outsiders that you're not welcome.
All I'm saying is, you always care less about what other people think. Why is this different?
Let me be honest with you. [sighs] I don't like to move my body.
Yeah, we've met.
Now, the thing is, I'm afraid. Dancing in front of all those people with their judgy eyes -- I-I can't do it.
Well, you'll never know how you'll look if you don't try.
[voiceover] Pops was right. My dad had to see for himself. Luckily, he spotted my trusty camera. And, with no one around, he decided to give dancing a shot. He grooved, he grinded, he gyrated, he did...whatever this is.
Look at me! Ha ha ha! I'm a guy who dances now!
[voiceover] He danced like no one was watching, and luckily, no one was.
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