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The Goldbergs · Season 1, Episode 15

Adult Adam, Adam and others in “Unfinished Business”

[voiceover] Back in the '80s, everyone had their favorite guitar-shredding rock god. But there's only one musical bad boy who rocked my world. Weird Al.

Dare to be stupid? You know it!

[voiceover] Weird Al made me want to write comedy. The way he'd parody a pop song never ceased to amaze me.

Is that my Cher wig from Halloween?

Darn right. Can I borrow some hair spray? I think I need more body.

You are so weird.

[voiceover] Weird Al even inspired me to write my own parody songs.

Good news, bro. I've decided to honor you in song.

It's about time!

You know the Wang Chung song Everybody have fun tonight? Well, I changed all the lyrics to make them all about you.

Ah, you've improved the song. Let's hear it.

[singing] Everybody have fun tonight My brother Barry is a wang tonight

[singing] Barry's gonna kick your ass tonight

[voiceover] Yep, Weird Al was my comic muse, and I finally had the chance to see him live.

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