[voiceover] As my mom was laying down the law, Barry was laying down some tracks.
[Adam and Barry are beatboxing]
Good afternoon, my name is Barry I came to get down, and my rhymes are scary
You morons! I told you to stop going in my room and stealing my old glasses.
But we need 'em to get the cool fisheye-lens effect.
Your jacked-up eyeballs are our hip-hop supergroup's game.
I'm sorry. Supergroup?
You may play the guitar and sing like an angel, but I'm the real musician in the family.
I'm just happy he's including me. Life DJ Jazzy Jeff.
Dude, you're not a real musician. You can't sing or read music or play an instrument, unlike me, who can do all of it.
Hiding in your bedroom. You've written tons of lame chick songs, but no one's ever heard them.
I'm just... Perfecting each one.
No. You're stalling 'cause you're afraid of what people might think of you. I, on the other hand, don't think at all.
It's true. He does not think.
Just because you like Beastie Boys doesn't mean you can be them. They're three awesome musicians, and you're two clueless idiots.
You're right. We need a third.
I feel like I could say anything, and you would just do whatever you want.
She's right! We should hold auditions! [He gives Adam a hi-five]
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