[voiceover] Back in the '80s, my brother and I never liked the same music. That is, until we heard a group that would change our lives forever.
[singing] Well, I'm Mike D and I'm back from the dead Chilling at the beach down at club med
[voiceover] The Beastie Boys. To us, they weren't just a rap group. They were a way of life. We copied their videos and memorized every single lyric. Simply put, they were a game-changer.
I'm telling you, dude, if Mike D met us, he would be like, "We should be best friends."
For sure! We're practically related. They rap, they party hard, and they're in the tribe.
All three of them! What are the chances?
Wait a minute. Do you realize what this means? If the Beasties can make it, so can we. Answer me this. Do we not have a license to ill? [He shows Adam a license to ill]
Dude, you spelled "license" wrong.
Don't pass this offer up, Ad-Rock. I think you have what it takes to join my Beastie Boys inspired supergroup, The Tasty Boys.
Could we give it five more minutes on the name?
No! The name has stuck.
You'd really let me into your rap supergroup?
Of course. Your weird voice sounds like you have a young man and an old woman stuck in your body, so I'll clearly be the breakout star.
I accept!
Ill.
[They put their glasses on]
We are so ill.
Who's ill? Oh, my God, get to bed. No one's going to school today.
But...
Ba-ba-ba! We're both ill and sick.
I guess the only thing I can do is wait on you hand and foot in front of the TV. Come on. Yeah.
Being a reap star is awesome!
[Beverly tucks Barry in with a blanket]
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