[voiceover] Back in the '80s, they combined the two greatest things in the world... music and television. We all remember our favorite veejays introducing the coolest videos on a constant loop. The budgets were as high as the air, and the animation ranged from dancing cats to hunky cartoon boyfriends. And no one was more addicted to it than me and my sister.
I can't decide whether that guy's hotter as a human or a cartoon.
If Jessica Rabbit taught us anything...cartoon.
I mean, what did we even do before MTV existed?
I think we just listened to music like animals.
[Beverly turns the TV off]
Hey!
Get out!
You've been watching this music MTV television for six hours. Enough is enough. Go do your homework.
Well, if you think about it, I'm gonna be a musician, so this is my homework.
And if you really think about it, my life's passion is making films, so this is my homework, too.
Well, my passion is snuggies, which I'm gonna shower you with if you don't leave right now. Go before I kiss your belly. [smooching] And you... have you even looked at the college catalogs I brought you?
Actually, I have, and I've narrowed it down to my top choices.
[laughing] Oh, yes! It's happening! You're growing up. Oh, no. It's happening. I'm not ready for this. Make time stop. Make it stop!
Focus! Okay, one option is the London Conservatory of Music.
Ocean between us... pass.
There's also an awesome music program at UCLA.
Country between us... pass.
Boston School of Music.
A Connecticut between us... pass.
Mom.
What about something here in town, like the prestigious Jenkintown Funk Academy?
That's the dance studio/karate dojo next to the Mattress Store.
[sighs] There's got to be something within driving distance.
Well, I guess Juilliard is in New York. That's my dream school, but no one gets in.
[gasps] We're going to Juilliard.
Okay, stop. That's the best school in the country.
Best for you, closest for me. I am gonna make this happen.
I'm not getting in.
We're going to Juilliard.
It's impossible.
We're going to Juilliard!
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