My perfect girl? Well, she should have big blue eyes and big blonde hair.
Mmm, she sounds fun.
She shouldn't be afraid to speak her mind, you know? I mean, she should have a sensitive side, but still be a hard-ass.
Oh! Sit up straight, honey.
And I want her to take care of me. Cook, pick up my stuff, make me hot pockets. Mm. [mouth full] By the way, thank you for the hot pocket.
All right, and I'm on the case for my sweet, handsome, delicious boy. [She chuckles and kisses Barry]
You know, you just described mom.
What? I didn't... Oh, my god! Mom! I meant a brunette who doesn't cook at all! And she's gotta be super shy and not related to me at all!
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