Nicholas Bell and John Clarke in “Inquiry”

You've never been before an inquiry, have you, John?

No, Nicholas, and I've never been cleaning anything when it went off either.

Well, I can't go. I've already fronted the ticketing inquiry.

And didn't you go well, Nicholas. I'm surprised they don't want you back. You couldn't remember either end of any conversation you ever had and you didn't turn out to have kept any notes about anything.

Thank you, John. Yes, well, there's a way of doing these things, alright?

You got a round of applause at one stage for remembering your own name.

Thank you John. I will tell the Minister that you will be in touch when you've spoken to the barrister.

It was like watching a zeppelin fall out of the sky.