The Games · Season 1, Episode 9
“J'Accuse” · Season 1, Episode 9
In this episode: John Clarke (4), Gina Riley (1), Bryan Dawe (1), Jack Hughes (1)
We can't have this sort of rubbish being written. This is badly written, unresearched rubbish.
You don't mind badly written, unresearched rubbish when it's on your side.
I don't have a problem with favourable crap. Favourable crap is an excellent result. It's the best result you can get in Australia, favourable crap.
What's a lacrosse centre? It's a paddock with a couple of goalposts.
There was an earthquake up here in 1973. It did two hundred grand's worth of improvements.
You can check it until your arse falls off. I'm telling you that's what's happening.
Well you can tell me that until your dick catches fire. I'm still going to have to go check it out.
[Imitating Bob Hawke] Look, Juan Antonio Samaranch has realised he's in shitter's ditch, mate, and he has pleaded with me to go in there and take over.
[Imitating Bob Hawke] There's a shortlist, there's one name on that shortlist, and your name is on the shortlist.
[Introducing Gina to Gerry] You're familiar with most of Australia's post-war governments, aren't you?
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