[to Will as he walks in the room] Excuse me! Is this what you've been tellin' my boy?!
What?
That life is one big orgy?!
[he starts backing Will and Carlton into a corner]
Well, college is hard work, son. Followed by a family, which is even more hard work! And a teenage daughter who doesn't wanna be seen with you in public! And a wife! A wife who won't let you anywhere near her! And a butler! A butler who may be the father of your child! And a gardener! A GUARD...!!
DAD! DAD!
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