Your daughter suffers from displaced aggression syndrome.
Oh, Dr. Hoover, I'm afraid I would have to give a second opinion before I could believe that.
Oh, it's definitely displaced aggression syndrome.
Let me put it in simpler terms. This is where a child acts out the repressed hostility of an unhappy home.
And what is that supposed to mean?
Oh, too many big words?
No, Miss Thing, but I got a couple small words for you.
Vivian!
[enters] Hey, good news, people. The girls...
Obviously, your wife is upset. It's common with women in mid-life. I'd be happy to prescribe something.
Dr. Hoover, the school where you got your degree? You find it on the back of a matchbook?
Please, my humble brothers, please...
Penn State, my brother.
Really? Good school. I was thinking of going there if my scholarship to Princeton, Yale, Wharton, and Talladega Tech had fallen through.
Impressive! You must've been quite an athlete in your thinner days.
Okay, time out! Time out!
Hey, hey, hey! Let's stick to the topic, okay?
Fine. Speaking as a doctor, I think your daughter oughta be heavily sedated and immediately institutionalized.
Well, speaking as a lawyer, I can only say that your daughter suits the criminal profile to a T. Right down to the low, sloping forehead, and the wide jaw suitable for grains and small rodents!
I think you must have her confused with yo' mama.
[Philip punches him, and Hoover falls on Will]
That's it, Uncle Phil! You're grounded! [to Dr. Hoover] Y'know, I'd be happy to prescribe something for that.
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