Fred Flintstone quotes from The Flintstones

You're a little late for Halloween, aren't ya, buddy?

Fred

You're not Barney.

Who?

Fred

Barney Rubble. Doesn't he live here?

[laughs] That's a hot one. B.J. Rubble the multimillionaire living here? You're a regular comedian, mister.

Fred

Barney Rubble a millionaire?

Yeah, struck it rich in oil years ago. Mr. Rubble lives way up there on tip of that hill. Calls the estate Sandstone Simeon. Everyone knows about B.J. Rubble the millionaire. You must have been asleep for the last twenty years, pal.

Fred

Gee, maybe he's right. Maybe I have been asleep for twenty years, like in that Rip van Winklestone story. [starts crying] I've slept my whole life away! My family's gone, my friends disappeared, Barney is rich! Barney, he'll remember me! I'm his best friend and he'll know where Wilma and Pebbles are!

Fred

Look at Dino over there, look how he's lying there missing me.

Barney

[sarcastically] Yeah, he sure looks like he's missing you all right. [chuckles]

Fred

Hey, Dino. Psst, psst. Dino. Here, Dino. Come to Daddy. [Dino wakes up] Come to Daddy and show him how much you miss him. [Dino walks over to Fred] That's a good Dino. You miss your dadda, don't you? [Dino growls and bites Fred's nose] Yeowch! [Dino walks away barking] How do you like that? And he's supposed to be man's best friend.

Barney

Yeah, he sure didn't miss you that time, Fred. [laughs]

Fred

Diabogeny!

Fred

Where's your get up and go?

Barney

It just got up and went.

Fred

Yeah, you laugh. You'll see, Barn, they know me in this bank, they'll help me right a way.

Look, pals, it's Fred Flintstone.

Fred

Yeah, hi. I'd like to lent some money here.

Ha ha ha ha! See that, pals? Fred Flintstone wants money. Ha ha ha ha ha!

Fred

How can you be so stupid?

Barney

Hey, that's not very nice. Say you're sorry.

Fred

I'm sorry you're stupid.