Cisco Ramon quotes from The Flash

Joe

We did it? We brought dark matter into Central City.

Barry

When you pulled me out of the Speed Force, yeah.

Caitlin

All the people in that bus. We turned them into metas.

Cisco

Every time we try to do something right, it goes horribly wrong.

Wally

We're cursed.

Iris

Maybe we should burn some sage.

Caitlin

What just happened?

Cisco

The hydrogen-electron collision released a charge that temporarily negated Hazard's quantum field. We did it. [to Harry] You did it. How did you know to do that?

Harry

Lucky guess.

Cisco

Look, I was thinking --

Gypsy

No, no. Less thinking, more kissing. [passionately kisses Cisco]

Cisco

[breaking away] Okay, but... hold on a minute. This thing we got goin' on, this is real good.

Gypsy

It's okay.

Cisco

What?

Gypsy

I'm just kidding, it's better than okay.

Cisco

Yeah, that's right it's better than okay. Because of that, I think we're at a place in our relationship where the guy says to his girl those three magic words.

Gypsy

[concerned] What... what three words?

Cisco

What's. Your. Name.

Cisco

Well, we reached the end of our road. We had some stumbles along the way, but we pulled it together. We made it home.

Breacher

I hate you.

Cisco

Wow. Really thought that one would work.

Breacher

But, I respect you. You're a steadfast warrior who would fight the fiercest of enemies to protect your friends. And the only person I love.

Cisco

With my dying breath, sir.

Breacher

I know that, but I still hate you.

Barry

Are you sure we can't find this "DeVoe" guy? I mean, we were warned. It adds up. That someday, someone named DeVoe would be one of my greatest foes.

Cisco

The only thing to think about is, do you know how many people there are, in this state alone, with the name "DeVoe"?

Barry

No.

Harry

Thousands. And we still don't have an age.

Cisco

Unless one of your greatest foes is the three-month-old William DeVoe who lives four blocks from here.

Barry

I don't think one of my greatest enemies is a baby.

Harry

Ehhh-

Cisco

Evil killer baby.

Harry

Could happen.

Barry

You're right.

Joe

Why does your female experience include you dancing at The Golden Booty?

Because we live in society that's dictated by the male gaze. I want to control the narrative of feminism, okay? I want to show the world that a powerful, strong woman, she can wear anything! Be it a bikini, or a pantsuit.

Ralph

Or nothing. Feminism.

Cisco

That's not how feminism works.

Harry

Like I said, we need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.

Barry

Your what?

Harry

My friends.

Barry

[to Caitlin] Is he saying "friends"?

Caitlin

I think he's being sarcastic.

Cisco

No, no, no. This is delirium. He's cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Harry! All your friends are in this room!

Harry

I have other friends. You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends. It was a task. I complete tasks.

Caitlin

That's so great. I can't wait to meet them.

Cisco

Harry, you listened to me. I'm so proud of you.

Cisco

Now, this is just a prototype, but she's got an adaptive nano-weave structure that is - wait for it - malleable. On a sub-molecular level.

Ralph

Don't know what that means, don't care. Just yank the tarp off. I'm ready for my super-suit.

Cisco

Ralph. This tarp... is your super-suit. [whips the 'tarp' off the mannequin and crumples it into a smaller bundle] When you stretch, it stretches. When you squish,... it squishes. [hands small bundle to Ralph]

Ralph

Squishes into something butt-ugly. Where's the style? Flair? Dibny needs to peacock.

Cisco

Dibny needs to wear the prototype Cisco so lovingly made for him. Either that or... you fight crime naked. [walks away as Ralph contemplates the idea] [calling back] No! Don't fight crime naked!

Cisco

Hey, buddy. You planning on bringing the band back together, or should I clear out the Speed Lab?

Harry

Broom it. We don't need that Council of Incompetents.

Cisco

Ah! Is that what we're calling them now? 'Cause I distinctly remember you saying they were the brightest minds in all the Multiverse.

Harry

And the most annoying. I thought that if I surrounded myself with people like me, I would like them. I don't like them. I hate them. I hate them all.

Cisco

Hmm. Strong words.

Harry

You saw them, Ramon, right? That "Volfgang Vells"? He's always correcting people. An extremely annoying habit. That other guy? The "Free Willy" Wells? He's so full of himself. And the cyborg Wells? You know how he lost his eye? His daughter gouged it out in the Solstice Combat games. I don't blame her. I'd've done the same. I'd like to gouge out the other eye.

Cisco

Harry.

Harry

What?

Cisco

You know you're essentially complaining about yourself, right?

Harry

[sighs] Ramon. Do your best to pay attention in conversation. I'm not complaining about myself. I'm complaining about them. Yes, we're doppelgangers. We look alike, we have completely different personalities.

Cisco

So, you don't think you can be quick to correct people? You don't think you can be full of yourself?

Harry

Full of myself? No, I'm amazing! I'm fantastic. I'm talking about them. I don't like them. I hate them. I hate them all.

Cisco

Damn. We need to cool him (Fallout) down. [off Harry's look] Killer Frost.

Caitlin

Great.

Cisco

Well? Go! Turn!

Caitlin

Well... that's not how it works. I can't just snap my fingers and make her appear. It only happens when I'm scared or angry.

Good Lord, Caitlin!

Cisco

This city's about to explode! Everyone, everything you know and love! The birds, the trees, the fish! The puppies! Puppies are going down 'cause you didn't want to--

show up for WORK!!

Caitlin

[eyes glowing] Thanks.

Cisco

Hey, how 'bout you hooking me up with some of that gum?

Harry

Why don't you go breach yourself?

Cisco

Sounds like an insult.

Harry

Kinda was.

Harry

Oh. We're gonna need the Ice Queen.

Caitlin

Oh, that's not how it works. I can't just --

[shouting] Leslie Laroche !!

Cisco

[to Iris] It's a childhood bully. There's a lot of repressed anger in there. [shouts to Caitlin] Let's GOOO !!

Ralph

"The Elongated Man"? That's just an expression.

Harry

Has a certain...

Cisco

I dunno.

Harry

... je ne sais quoi to it.

Caitlin

I like it, too.

Ralph

Well, I hate it.

Cisco

Eh, maybe you should have let me do the naming.

Harry

Ex-actly.

Ralph

Oh, don't worry. You'll get your chance. There's no way this is gonna stick.

[as Caitlin nods] Probably gonna stick.

Joe

This is...

Harry

... ridiculous.

Caitlin

You okay, guys?

Cisco

[high-pitched voice] "Are we doing okay?" "Are we doing okay?" Does it look like we're doing okay? We're two inches tall, Caitlin!

Ralph

[high-pitched voice] Yeah, I'm, like, Cisco-sized now. Is that how you always see the world?

Cisco

Oh, that's really funny, man. I guess your body's just finally shrunk down to a size that's proportional to your brain!

Ralph

[in Earl's voice] That's me. It's me. Why is that me?

Caitlin

You somehow willed your body to shape-shift into Earl's appearance. Seems like your cells can do a lot more than just elongate.

Ralph

Ach. Brilliant. How do you undo it? [points to his large gut] Undo this. Stat. This.

Cisco

Control-Z?

Ralph

Control-Z. [Ralph calms down, focuses, and then shakes his body back to its normal appearance.]