Part 1
Simon
Day Eight, white water rafting.
Lindsey
Yee-haaa!
Simon
This is a river, one tough bitch. A swirling, raging, thrashing, torrent of screaming water.
Lindsey
Screamin' water!
Simon
And I choose my words carefully, because she's upturned the boat of many a clown, who thought they could tame her. You must respect her, you must respect the river if you wanna come out of her alive...
[Simon turns to look at the river]
...you must respect her, understand her...
[Lindsey pushes Simon in the river]
Lindsey
Huhuhur, he's in! That's a tenner you owe me Baz! Hahahaha!
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