[Mimi is hooked up to a polygraph]
First, I have to ask a base question. Mimi Bobeck, did you invent the automobile?
Yes, I did.
[The polygraph doesn't move]
Give her something more difficult, something impossible for her to say yes to. It'll set this thing off like a pinball machine.
Alright. Hey Mimi, how'd you like to get out the butter and massage oil and do a little slip 'n slide with me later on?
[Mimi takes two very deep breaths]
Sounds great. [Once again, the polygraph doesn't move] I am a god! Yes, yes, yes!