Christian Slater
(In Jack Nicholson's voice) I want the truth!
Jack Nicholson
You can't handle the truth!
Christian Slater
I can handle the truth!
Jack Nicholson
The truth is you talk like me, you act like me. You don't have an original bone in your body.
Christian Slater
That's a freakin' lie!
Judge
Could the stenographer read that last part back?
William Devane
(Also in Nicholson's voice) What am I, a freakin' myna bird?
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