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The Critic · Season 1, Episode 1

Jay and Eleanor in “Pilot”

Jay

I'm not going to stop loving you after I've been decaying in the ground for 200 years.

Eleanor

(Angrily) Can't one dinner go by where we don't talk about your rotting corpse?

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