Dad, can I have an advance on my allowance?
I'm sorry son, you're already backed up to your 50th birthday.
S2 E22Theo's Holiday
[as Amanda] Welcome to Amanda's Furniture City! Where money talks and nobody walks. If you like it you touch it, if you break it you buy it. If you don't see it we don't have it but we will get it. Now what can I do for you?
...
You are in luck! Because here at Furniture City, we accept all major credit cards.
I don't have any of those.
AAmanda
You are in luck! Because here at Furniture City, we accept personal checks.
I don't have any personal checks.
AAmanda
Then you are about to leave Furniture City!
Mom!
That's Amanda!
Cockroach!
That's Mr. Dansbury to you!
[as Ms. Firestone] Do you have any experience?
No, but I look good!
[after Denise and Clair tell Theo what the real world is like] Your mother and your sister are absolutely correct. You see, we´re your family. We love you. We let you borrow money even you´re not qualified to pay it back. If you get out in the real world, it´s going to be different.
But when I get in the real world, I´m doing just fine, ´cause I´m gonna have a lot of money.
I hope you´re not waiting for me to die.
No, I´m gonna earn it.
How?
I´m going to be a model.
[Vanessa, Rudy and Cliff laugh at Theo]
[seriously talks about Theo´s debt to her] I want my quarter now!
S2 E23The Card Game
My father said no matter how dumb the dealer looks, always cut the cards.
HHomer
You know, Russell, this reminds of the days when we used to go down to the baseball diamond.
Yeah, I remember those days..but, sometimes it would rain and we'd have to stay in the clubhouse.
HHomer
You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna lead with clubs!
Good play!
(Cliff plays his King, and Russell plays the Ace.)
HHomer
You had the Ace?
Dr. Foster, if you'll throw your card, I can collect this trick!
That may be difficult to do, Mr. Huxtable Senior...since you threw your Ace in my face, I may have to bump your rump with my trump!
My father said no matter how dumb the dealer looks, always cut the cards.
HHomer
You know, Russell, this reminds of the days when we used to go down to the baseball diamond.
Yeah, I remember those days..but, sometimes it would rain and we'd have to stay in the clubhouse.
HHomer
You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna lead with clubs!
Good play!
(Cliff plays his King, and Russell plays the Ace.)
HHomer
You had the Ace?
Dr. Foster, if you'll throw your card, I can collect this trick!
That may be difficult to do, Mr. Huxtable Senior...since you threw your Ace in my face, I may have to bump your rump with my trump!
S2 E24Off to the Races
Clair (to Cliff about the Mega Dolls): Theres a whole family of them. There's "Mega Girl," "Mega Boy," she's married to "Mega Man" and they all drive around all day in "The Mega Mobile."
Cliff, do you want to be 19 again?
Only if you'll be 19 with me.
Sure.
And the kids can be 49.
Clair (to Cliff about the Mega Dolls): Theres a whole family of them. There's "Mega Girl," "Mega Boy," she's married to "Mega Man" and they all drive around all day in "The Mega Mobile."
Cliff, do you want to be 19 again?
Only if you'll be 19 with me.
Sure.
And the kids can be 49.
S2 E25Denise's Decision
Yes, the University of Life. I understand some of its graduates have gone on to move back home with their parents!
I don't know, Grandpa. Hillman is so far away from home.
I know, but after you've been there awhile, it IS home.
College takes everybody away.
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