Clair, Cliff and others in “The Juicer”

Clair

What is this?

Cliff

Dear. This is a stainless steel maintenance free appliance which provides nutritious drinks for just pennies a day.

Clair

And it's going to end up with the rest of the stainless steel self maintenance appliances in the appliance graveyard underneath the counter. [opens up the counter] Let's see. [pulls out a waffle-maker] The answer to Sunday breakfast?

Cliff

Yes I bought that.

Clair

"Waffles, Clair. I'm going to make waffles every Sunday morning!" Until you had to clean it! And this... [pulls out a special pan] "Crepes, Clair. Think of all the different kind of crepes we can make with this." Turned out to be none.

Theo

Yeah but mom, remember the sausage stuffer?

Didn't stuff a thing!