Hey, if Dad lets you go, I'll give you five-hundred dollars.
You don't have five-hundred dollars!
Do I look worried?
“Jitterbug Break” · Season 1, Episode 16
In this episode: Cliff Huxtable (2), Theo Huxtable (2), Vanessa Huxtable (2), Denise Huxtable (2)
Theo is babysitting?!
That's right.
But what if the house catches fire?
Then Theo will call the fire department!
Well what if burglars break in?
Then Theo will un-arm them!
Well what if they know karate?
Then Theo will die!
Hey, if Dad lets you go, I'll give you five-hundred dollars.
You don't have five-hundred dollars!
Do I look worried?
Theo is babysitting?!
That's right.
But what if the house catches fire?
Then Theo will call the fire department!
Well what if burglars break in?
Then Theo will un-arm them!
Well what if they know karate?
Then Theo will die!
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