[Roberta is texting]
Thanks for making it so we can't have costumes, Roberta. You ruined Halloween!
It's my mom and Cleveland's fault. They're the ones who said we can't buy costumes this year.
[Rallo comes by on a tricycle, dressed as a dummy]
Except for me, 'cause I'm so cuuute! [stabs a tomato with a knife] Die! Die! Die! Die! Die!
[he leaves]
Awww. [to Cleveland Jr.] Look, I'm still going out this Halloween, and since I can't go with someone sexy, I'm gonna dress up as the least sexy thing possible. [changes her hair into Donna's] This is how I'm getting back at my mom.
You're gonna have sex with my dad!
No! I'm going as my mom. And you should go as Cleveland. Then we could go out, egg houses, T.P. trees...
[a knife stab is heard and Rallo screams]
I cut myself pretty bad!
And people will think Dad did it.
Come on, Junior. Let's get you in Cleveland's clothes. [walks to the closet]
Okay, but don't look at my breasts. They're not finished.
[off-screen] Oh, no, no, no. Y'all keep planning your pranks. I'll just sit over here and bleed out.
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