[Clevland puts a little blue football helmet next to the yellow, the red, the purple and the green]
Donna, ya gotta see what I did for the superbowl party! Put some deodorant on and come in here. [spraying is heard] Both arms.
[Donna continues spraying and comes down]
Cleveland, what on earth is that?
[two chairs are floating above the couch]
VRP Scarbucks. I'm not sitting down here with you.
[suddenly, they hear an earthquake]
Oh my god! Is that the rapture?
No, rehearsal for the blue angel fly-over. They protect nothing.
You know, Cleveland. If you didn't spend all our money on your superbowl parties, maybe you can buy me a McMansion. Like that new one across the street. Mmm. [a mansion is across the street from their house] Killers.
Vulgar. It's vulgar, Donna. Do you want to be vulgar? Look, somebody's trying to break into it! [a burglar crawls into the window] Donna, call the police.
[Rallo has a cell phone]
No, man. You should do it. You sound white on the phone. They actually might come.
[Cleveland and a policeman, holding a flashlight walk to the mansion]
You sounded white on the phone.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That window. [the policeman pulls out a gun and walks over. Cleveland whispers] Hey, can I hold the gun?
Sure.
[Cleveland makes gun sounds]
How do I look?
Bad ass.
[the doors open]
Freeze, dirt bag! [Chonie angrily walks up] Chonie?
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