Cleveland, Junior and others in “Unfinished Business”

Of course I do, son, but Christianity makes sense: A virgin had God's baby, who then grew up to be murdered by the [clears throat] Romans, so you and I could be forgiven for Eve eating that apple she got from the talkin' snake. Three days later, Jesus rose from the dead to tell everyone he was coming back someday to fight the Devil; then he flew up to his mansion in Heaven where he sits in judgment of the gays! HOW CAN YOU NOT BELIEVE THAT?!

Just don't.

But this is a Christian home!

Then how come we never go to church?

Donna

Church is for those in need, Junior. You don't go to the doctor when you're healthy.