Donna, Roberta and others in “Unfinished Business”

Donna

Roberta, you're a fifteen I forbid you to have animal contact with this man.

You can't stop me. I've been texting him throughout this entire conversation.

Donna

Give me your phone, right now. [?] [Roberta: AAAAAAHH!! No, do NOT! touch me! I'll elder-abuse you!] Give it to me! You are grounded, Roberta! Come on, step to me! I dare you! I double dog dare you!

[Donna and Roberta begin fighting over the phone, with two mall security guards holding them back, creating a Jerry Springer-like atmosphere among bystanders] Now, my final thought. [about Donna] Is it too late to do a Jerry Springer reference? Hasn't he been done to death? And why the hell was he ever famous to begin with It's because of you people. You're all trash. We'll be right back.